Just about over being mammilian
After dealing with the death of my mother, After having busted both ankles on one stair, after having a paycheck all screwed up to hell, I have just one message: It sucks being old.
I was just having a conversation with some friends about how the human body was not meant to live too far past age 30, as if the premise of the movie “Logan’s Run” had the age number spot on. people spend so much time fending off hair, armpit smell, dandruff, bathroom necessity’s, menstrual cycles, flu, gas, sagging, hunger, cold, and everything else that will just come back in a day or two is it any wonder what’ the point of being so flawed is? We live 70, 80, 90, years now and the problems (like for instance, sprained ankles) only get weirder and wilder as time goes on.
It’s a real pain in the ass being a human. If you guys wonder why I practically worship the robot well partially, If I got rid of all those problems I just listed? We’d all be machines. And I’m ready for my cyborg body now.. please?
To quote Derek: “When I die, somebody is going to have a lot to answer for, and I want to have a hand in my re-design.”
In other news, Another friend pointed me towards a musical done by the Avenue Q and creators of Southpark called “Mormon the musical” Its offensive and hilarious and I recommend you stream it (from NPR website here) Mormon The Musical
Oh yeah the smoking orange kitten is also amusing too: Intervention .