Tags! It’s like 1995 all over again.

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Was there any kind of military machine or what not you may have been interested to see drawn later on?

Since a few people are now using the site to submit living machine stories and artwork, I added in a tag cloud to the side bar to make shit easier to search for here. This is something I should have done 2 years ago, but just never got around to it till now. Over the next month I will be adding relevant tags to most of the existing entry’s (but not to gallery as its a huge cluster fuck of found artwork and would take too long to categorize it all). This should make it much easier for authors to look for their own work without it being lost under a huge mountain of new entries.

Now then, there is something I wanna get off my chest here, because if I put this on FA or DA, or any other art blog with people of varying fetishes, I know they would be pissed and take it the wrong way. First I must link to one of the most eloquently written pieces about rule 34 that I have ever read:

“I’ve discussed the idea before, but I think it helps to reiterate it every once in a while. On the surface, Rule 34 seems like a hilarious idea; if it exists, there is porn of it. The humor lies in the shock and surreality of the moment for the average user stumbling upon the pornographic interpretation of an idea held dear.

And while I agree that it often times can be funny, the truth is that most of these are not being created as a joke. If Rule 34 really was just an anti-authoritarian ‘rebel yell’ of the internet, it would have passed into obscurity long ago. But we can see that it has been consistently happening since the dawn of the world wide web, and even longer before. Truth be told, the only difference between today and a few centuries ago is the means of distribution.

It’s human nature to sexualize. For every conceivable person, concept, object or emotion there has been at least one person who got off thinking about it. There is no shame in that either; for we are merely prisms, refracting the energies of biology and evolutionary drive into a rainbow spectrum of sexuality. Yet despite the rich diversity of what is capable, we may sometimes feel forced to see the world, and even ourselves, through the colored lenses of a chosen few. This is no way to live your life. You will not feel whole without being at peace with your sexual identity, and you will not be able to love your fellow peoples as deeply without being able to truly see them.

Yes, that above is a picture of Donnie Darko kissing Frank the Rabbit, and it exists because someone out there truly enjoys the sentiment of the idea. Someone out there was moved by the characters, and so took it upon themselves to create from nothing, a way to express their desires and ultimately themselves. It is this form of expression that will ultimately reach across the spans of the internet to touch the soul of someone, somewhere who needs it the most. They may be an avid masturbator, comfortable and experienced with their wants and their body, or they may be in the midst of a sexual awakening, alone and terrified of the implications of their desires. Either way, this art form will for one brief moment allow them a shared connection and reminder that they are not alone.

tl;dr You wonder what the people that draw these are like, and I tell you they are no different from anyone else.”

Source – http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/go7bs/im_no_longer_allowed_near_my_daughters_coloring/c1p1bep?context=5#c1p1bep

I believe in every fiber of my being that what this guy says is true and By virtue of having my own extremely rare and fucked up machine fetish.. I put myself in the category of people who cant complain about how fucked up other people are or have become with their own fetish (or stack of fetishes). Yet, I feel like.. I feel like I want to understand why there is such a resurgence of some particular fetishes going around on the net. Case in point, Is how the living machine artists are incessantly into this creepy “vore” thing. This “vore” thing, I am unnerved by it greatly. It didn’t used to bother me before because I kinda thought it was super rare, but now it its not only not rare, its gaining on that other fetish for Japanese gay lady-boy “yaoi” that women simply cannot get enough of. Before I start hating on a fetish I try and remember a wonderful Adam Savage quote from 10 years ago. He said, “The reason why you Don’t understand this fetish is because you aren’t meant to.” Basically what that means is, you don’t pick your fetishes. Your brain just turns on one day to something random and eventually you find a group of you who are all turned on by it. Its not something that can be explained easily to people whose brains didn’t switch on that way.

A week ago I was talking on skype to an Australian guy who is into living machines. He told me flat out his “porn” is Airplane vore. I am still mildly disgusted by this. Why?

Because Vore is about swallowing a person whole..eating them. This is basically snuff porn if you think about it. When you swallow a person- they suffocate, are crushed, and they die… 2 days later they become a pile of shit. It cute-ifys the destruction of one’s own lover the same way that Twilight cute-ify’d the vampire. Is that sexy? Can someone make me understand?

Maybe This means that I am not as tolerant as I thought I was and this very likely means that I am just another “My shit is better” asshole on the internet…

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http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2lgpea/girls_and_military_vehiclesx_post_rrule34/

Reddit re blogged my pile of porn on imgr. Read the comments. They are fucking hilarious.

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CerebralError

9 years ago

Speaking of, how would I post my story in there once I’m ready to do so?

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Ratbat

Reply to CerebralError

Are you familiar with how to use wordpress? I can give you Author status and you can post your stories if you like?

Gingyflame

I really want to get this story out, now, but it’s not done yet! I’m quite conflicted and I’d like to ask if I should post what I have, which is the end of the sex scene, and update it to its full story later when I finish? Or should I wait and post when I complete it, I’d only post what I have for yall, considering how more people follow it here or at least know about me here than on tumblr, and update it to full here then post the full there. Ratbat if you could give a little thought if I should wait or post now that would be great to me.

Reply to Gingyflame

You can post what ever you want tbh. I started posting my chat stories in the story tab. I’ll (or you) can tag your stuff so peeps can search you by name now.

Yeah some of those comments are pretty funny, then some are relatable, some are open to the idea, then one I saw was completely ‘how the fuck did I get involved with this…’

Someone said a long time ago that “you are one fantastic artistic representation away from acquiring a new fetish.” and I kinda wonder if that’s true now lol

That featured image on the home page reminds me of the P-1000 Ratte Land Kruezer projekt, German super tank with 28 cm guns. Mmmmm. And the scariest thing is it is the only tank ever to be Laid Down, yup, laid down like a ship. They got to about the suspension before Albert Speer cancelled it in ’44, but still only TWO of the THREE turrets constructed were ever located, so if I ever decide on writing the idea I have for one of those… I’ll use that missing turret to make it seem all much more real.

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