Char and Alex

charandalexI fucked up the scale again.. God damnnit.

780957556_preview_gdfhrewdghf^Get your attack helicopter character skin on Garry’s mod now!^

Notes: pics like these are always a little jarring because the male machines have 2 different sized probes for mating. The one they use on humans and the one they use on other machine folk (the bigger one). Mainly because if they have the one meant for humans out, it makes them look like they have this little small pinky dick in a world where everyone desires to see a cock the size of a mans forearm. Such a thing would kill a human.

The coolest thing in Kerbal Space program

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19 Responses to “Char and Alex”
  1. Iron says:

    I mean, you might as well be as comfortable as possible when you’re getting your BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT on. You need something to hang onto once that Vulcan gets going, after all.

  2. DarkBreed says:

    Well those will definitely make things more feasible X3 Yay ways to make sex with a machine that sits literal feet off the ground that doesn’t involve tenuous suspension by tendrils :3

  3. DarkBreed says:

    @Iron: Yeah, like triple ear protection because that thing is ungodly loud XD

  4. Gingyflame says:

    Yet is ironically known as “Whispering Death”

  5. FinnFann says:

    Daaaw…horny bugger ain’t he? Though now I’m imagining him spinning up the cannon to make a rumbling purr even louder.

  6. DarkBreed says:

    @Gingyflame: Pretty sure that’s just the A-10 in general, since it’s rather quiet until it’s right on top of you.

  7. Ratbat says:

    Lol that’s a hot statement. But thos guys tend to spool up when excited caughespeciallyclosetoorgasmcaugh*

  8. Ratbat says:

    The Gau is very much like a tusk in this instance. but yeah.. they can spin it..even if just to express some kind of body language.

  9. Ratbat says:

    @darkbreed: you work around or saw these things in action?

  10. Ratbat says:

    @darkbreed: Dont get me wrong, Suspension by mechadendrites and manipulator arms isn’t bad. Its a little more comfey if you can get a box to lean on under the machine folk tho.

  11. Ratbat says:

    @Iron : man, the A-10 is like a national treasure to many many people. they always refer to the brrt.

  12. DarkBreed says:

    @ratbat: Seen enough video, and have heard them flying around. They’re really quiet for jet aircraft. Certainly not as loud as #$%@ing F-15s. Those bastards always have to take off full afterburner just to show off. The BRRT though, that’s audible for MILES :p

    Kinda figured being suspended by a sex hammock/sling would be much comfier than being held by dendrites. The only thing I gotta figure out is how one would suspend one from under an F-111 given how big the silly sweep wing birds are.

  13. DarkBreed says:

    Oh my god that Kerbal Veritech XD

  14. FinnFann says:

    I want that helicopter model in SL Just so I can run around telling people I identify as a sexual attack helicopter.

    Though I really should remake my XF5U first…hrrnnnnn…but lazyyy….

  15. Chikara says:

    Does that mean that while the human is riding the smaller probe, they can be licking/stroking the larger probe?

  16. Ratbat says:

    Yes. 🙂 … You might make your machine guy cum too fast tho~

  17. GabsTheGabs says:

    I will test this helicopter skin, i have Gmod 🙂

  18. Hammarbomber says:

    @Iron, it’s actually the GAU-8 Avenger 30x173mm seven-barreled rotary autocannon firing 4,200 rounds per minute, or 70 rounds per second, and @Ratbat, scale’s actually pretty sound.

  19. Voodoo Queen says:

    Maybe Alex is a size queen?

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