Tiger Day at the Tank Museum

So, last Saturday I had the privilege of going to the Tank Museum in Bovington for “Tiger Day” where they showcase the last operational Panzerkampfwagen VI “Tiger” Ausf E. It was a near religious experience. Watching that massive, sexy, fortress of a tank do its thing was incredible but, then again I’ve had a major crush on the Tiger I for a long time.

In addition to the Tiger, the Tank Museum is chock-full of… well… tanks. While there, I made a few new discoveries. For starters, turns out scout cars are freaking adorable, angular armor and rugged girthy tires, who couldn’t love that. My favorite they had was the Coventry Mark. I Armored Car. Somehow this (relatively) small armored vehicle really checked all the right boxes for me, making it one of many vehicles there I’d have loved to get some private time with. Look at that butt!

Next revelation came in the form of the my newest MBT crush, the Challenger II. I can’t believe I never came across this beauty before. The sloped turret face and angular bow armor and there’s something oddly attractive about the supplemental fuel canisters on the back.  It was an all around good looking tank. Maybe a Challenger II will be my next story, she’s certainly deserving of one.

Even surrounded by an abundance of attractive armor, nothing came anywhere near the highlight of the event, Tiger 131. I got to watch them start up 131 and drive her out of the building, roaring, screeching and clanking as she moved. They don’t make tanks like that anymore. After that, 131 made her way around the Kuwait field outside the museum along with a few other WWII counterparts and the Tiger’s successor, Leopard I.

Apart from the above, there were no shortage these steel warriors. From wall to wall of the massive museum there were tanks of all ages, The Great War to Afghanistan. This is a place I would definitely recommend to anyone interested in the heavier end of military vehicles.

Here, have some more. Especially that incredible Panther ass, Grrr!

 

If it wasn’t for the occasional free food..

0_129abd_a942304d_origThis month would be a shitty mini-June. I’ll get to that in a moment though, just want to let everyone know that my final trimester placement of clinicals is going to work out just fine. The hour and a half drive there and back every other day is going to wreak havoc on me however, if I dont go broke from the gas bill beforehand. The upside is that, with a kind reminder or two from “SHE WHO SHAL NOT BE NAMED” I have started to get back some semblance of those coloring skills that I lost over the years. While my style is destined to always remain relatively cartoony, I think I have cracked the code, the problems Ive been having with contrast.  After Ive continued to practice a little more, I think the next logical step will be to play with different kinds of atmospheric lighting at different points in the day cycle. This will require me to have open windows or outside scenes to really play with that kind of lighting. But I am a big hypocritical pervert, so its unclear when I’ll get around to composing a more serious picture soon..

Speaking of this, I am going to change the way I draw porn for a little bit, Rather then having long multi panel porn scenes of just one couple. There are a few sexual scenarios I would like to just see “as-is” with various vehicles in a medley. Everything from Prince Tomcat doggy-styling his Queen wife in a bathtub, to a little weisel AWC pounding a voluptuous red-head after intensely examining her pussy with his tendrils. A fox scout car taking a girl out to the secluded woods and banging her from behind (she leans against his front) and he moans “yes! test my suspension!” in french.  Little scenes here and there that I don’t really intend to develop into full ideas atm. Its easier to just do one-offs or two-offs atm when my weekend time is under fire with school study.

Some bad news: I will no longer be able to stream art. Or rather, its suspended indefinitely until either I pay for my own internet, or the current problems Ive been having cease.  The cause of the sudden problems is still unknown, and since I don’t pay for the internet, I cannot call up support and demand a fix. Thank you to all who have attended over the last few months. It was fun as shit! <3

The worse news: So part of my molar broke off 2 nights ago, leaving a huge gaping hole that I cant even pay for to have fixed. Also, they canceled my food aid again. (meaning I have to fucking go through that whole god damned process AGAIN). These things wont miraculously fix themselves until I get a job- which cant happen until I take my board exam in 3 months. So the poverty continues.

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Regarding Morphs:

A while back I criticized the way certain artists interpreted morph art, and managed to piss off one or two people. While I am sure they aren’t watching anymore, All I wanna say is this: If I couldn’t articulate it 2 weeks ago clearly enough, here is an image that best describes what I was really bitching about.

fDGwYfiIt wont change anything trying to point this out, and people are just going to draw whatever gets their dick hard anyway, but I cant take your shit seriously if draw your stuff more like the girl on the left. This is sadly the current state that 99% of aeromorph/tankmorph art is in. They are just a new window theme for human hypertits or 9 foot long cocks that furry artists draw because its the next weirdest thing they haven’t run into the ground yet.  Nobody actually gives a fuck about the vehicles, or the creature design. Just a cesspool of artists slapping random triangles and airplane muzzles on human bodies for fap materiel. I believe there is real cool ass potential for creature design here, And its a fucking blessing we still have artists like Vonkickass and Irondrone willing to put some thought in.

Do remember, this is just my opinion. You guys got a right to draw what you will. But if I get salty about this stuff, now you know why.

MH3-Lagiacrus_Concept_Artwork_001^ Really fucking cool monster hunter concept art. Makes me really wanna get back into drawing dragons again.

One more thing about Morphs, I really should put my money where my mouth is, when it comes to machine-human hybridism. A guy I recently did a commission for, said that his vehicle babies were born initially looking not too dissimilar from chubby human babies. As they got older, pass from adolescence into adulthood, they take on many more of the features from their vehicle parent. I am officially adopting this idea, as it leaves room for some incredibly cool ideas for people in the world of Atoll Lab. Its also means, that ALL of the morphs I have drawn up to this point, need another design pass.  The catolina girl- while cute and cool.. needs to be fatter and more boatlike to represent the parent who is a flying boat. the RQ4-Morph needs to have more of a gargoyle meets meets surveillance drone look to him. Even Blackberry needs to have a much larger back and neck to house the engine that would send her blades a spinning.

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Fucking cool ass links:

Most amazing Lego military vehicles youl ever see: http://militarylego.blogspot.com/

Fucking amazing F4 Phantom built out of 6000 Lego bricks: http://www.brothers-brick.com/2015/12/20/stunning-scale-model-of-f4-phantom-made-of-6000-lego-bricks/

For any Undertale fan, This is some of the best fan art ever: http://kkhoppang.tumblr.com/

More Tumblr goodness for tank lovers: http://main-battle-tank.tumblr.com/

Rocket Tumblr: http://rocketumbl.tumblr.com/

French music artists are my jam<3

5th trimester finals are coming and I Thought it was time to make a new post about the happenings in the world. School has been alright as well as clinicals, cant really complain. Titanatelier domain payed off for another year thanks to the folks over at Patreon, and helpful donations from a fan (krill) thank you! S’far as my art goals are concerned, I originally meant to have page 30 of Atoll Lab knocked out by the end of December but things didn’t work out that way.  My current art schedule as follows:

  1. Dire machine study
  2. Delta pic
  3. January art cards.
  4. (vehicle expression style sheet)

After I get this month complete Ill be working on the comic almost exclusively in March and hopefully I’ll actually make some progress in the damn thing.  Speaking of art..

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Humble Titan fan Iron has been up to some good shit including his own take on a female tankmorph for the Abrams MBT :

1452401322.ironlord4_iron_maggie_ref2I wanted to do this shout out because this morph follows the kind of design philosophy I can get behind. While yes, some features may have been inspired off of previous sketches, I think the attention to the overall theme of the American mbt in its design is a real strong point here (just check out the reactive armor skirt).  We swim in a sea of similar “morph” arts where virtually no attention is payed to creature design but to favor sex appeal. And I had mentioned to someone earlier that I thought that humanoid ground units would look pretty much very Robot-like at first glance due to all the panels, antennae, guns, armor, and gears.

Iron does a lot of artwork though, mostly focusing on large complex siege engines and very Warhammer 40k inspired machinery. you can find his artworks over on DA. He has also written A fallout-esque/Mad Max-esque post apocalyptic mechaphillia story that I think is totally worth reading. If you like it, please leave a comment about it and I’ll pass it on to Iron. Open with text edit—->  https://titanatelier.com//wp-content/uploads/2016/01/The-Last-of-the-Fusiliers.docx 

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The French musician extravaganza continues.. Just have to say, omg fuck.. I love this album and I love Madeon! Don’t take my word for it.. go listen.

l0BOtA1629 74WNJNAIncidentally I started a new game, Divinity: Original sin. This game is akin to one of those old black Isles top down D&D rpgs and I’ll have more of a review once its finished, but so far its pretty damn good. As for AW, Ive got my 2nd tier 9 mbt the Leopard IIA6 and the 3rd dealer will be dropping next month. Game is really starting to shape up in my humble opinion. Also, Shroud of The Avatar is approaching its final wipe before the game goes live. If anyone plays , there are 5 or 6 months left till account changes are set in stone so get in there and play to your hearts content till the end.

A tumblr worth mentioning.

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NOTE: I know some of you would disagree with this decision, But I have decided to emancipate Nightmaerra from the site as a story creator for a couple of reasons. If you would like links to the content she has made private I will attempt to get into contact with her to see if that’s permissible, but at this time. The story menu has been updated.

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Fanart by Lando/Duiker : 1402117_Lando_rayDude, if you can read this, PLEASE PLEASE make more!

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Transitioning away from skype.

To Iron: I know I asked you on livestream if you had skype and I am unsure if you downloaded it or not, but if you don’t actually use that program and only got it to live chat with me, I have a better alternative. You don’t need it. Instead, download Teamspeak and set up your microphone for that. Its a very popular gaming voice and chat program that takes up a fraction of the memory that bloated Microsoft Skype fucked up, and it has phone support. I’m going to hence forth quit using Skype as a chat program and only for a tool to communicating with my family.

I’m stepping away from skype for a multitude of reasons, but if any of you who previously talked to me do not want to waste your time with TS, then alternatively, I have Steam Chat. If you want any of the aforementioned credentials, you can e-mail me  .

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2016 and the unexpected virtue of saying “No”.

Christmas vacation is over. 2016 is here.

I have 2 New Years resolutions: 1) Find a tech job. 2) Most importantly, Is that I am going to stop feeling guilty about the commissions I say “No” to.

My patreon Card responsibilities keep me as busy as if I was already doing a commission and a half, I dont need to take on commissions I know I wont like in hopes I wont hurt peoples feelings. So I have already said no to a number of people. So far, this has lifted a huge burden off my shoulders, And I hope that some of you wont have any hard feelings.

speaking of Hard feelings, I am sorry Ikarus but your little boat person is turning me on.

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^ Ok I suppose its about time to talk about this game Undertale.

Ive turned into a graphics whore over the years. I slowly found this out when I made the decision not to buy syndicate on GOG due to its very dated appearance. I choose style over substance in that instance and it would have been the same for Undertale had it not been for a few factors. Factor 1. was that it was infectiously popular among the furries and thus infectious around most of the people I chat with on skype. I had managed to avoid the crazy “five nights at Freddies” bs last year, but this one was largely unavoidable because of reason no 2.  It has a sentient monster known as tsundere plane.

tumblr_nxm3v5XNN91r9w2fmo1_540Yes tsundere plane is a girl.

The final reason was the price point, you could get it on steam for 10$ (7$ if you waited till Xmas) and despite the relative shortness of the game, its still much cheaper then a new Telltale game. I usually don’t buy into fanatical game hype unless its fallout or Shin Megami Tensei, but those games command anywhere from 50-200 hours of you time. I’m glad I took the plunge. Because Undertale is not only a feat in development (developed by a single man) but is proof once again, that you don’t need 100 million dollars to make an impact. Furthermore, it is another success tale for kickstarter in a world where the loudest 15% of the internet shout down Indy game crowdfunding as being a passing craze. I don’t want to ramble on too much because my game reviews suck, but I will say this: I haven’t teared up over a game in years, and this one did it. In 6 short hours you become invested in the game’s characters, music, and writing, witch is not unlike Nintendo’s cult trilogy “Eartbound”. There is however, a really interesting idea to this game as coined by Toby Fox:

A traditional role-playing game where no one has to get hurt.(Bioshock Already did this) Choices you make in previous games change the way characters react to your current play choices.

while, yes you can choose to kill your monstrous enemies via custom tailored bullet-hell window, you can also resolve every single battle in a non violent way. The game places emphasis on all the creatures in the game as being their own personality and not just exp you need to grind for a-la final fantasy games. You have a moral choice here- Do you become the villain, or become the hero that wins the trust of your enemies? Without spoiling any of the story I will just give you 2 pieces of advice, if this is your first time playing DO NOT KILL ANYONE as you can screw yourself out of seeing all of the various endings in the game. Why? Because certain characters remember your actions beyond your save state, and what you did on a previous game may have dire consequences on how the current ending will play out.   let this game immerse you in its clever writing and awesome chiptune soundtrack. If you play anything this year, play this game and you will walk away with some damn good feels.

My 2nd piece of advice? Oh yeah, STAY AWAY from the fandom of this game. It can be pretty toxic.

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I totally fapped to this the other night. Is this an upgraded M60? I cant tell.

Yule Tide greetings from machine land!

This post will no doubt come late, mainly due to the fact that I wanted to have Fallout 4 beaten and all my art cards finished up. I hope all of you have had a remarkable Christmas full of helpful gifts and warm evening feasts in this cold weather. I got tires for xmass from the ol’ dad, 4 of them. A much needed addition to a vehicle who hadn’t had em changed in 56k miles. Stayed home with a 6 pack of beers, a rack of pork ribs, and worlds greatest tank battles on science channel. Really I Couldn’t have asked for a happier holiday. November’s art cards are complete and now I can focus on maybe another comic page, porn piece, or science study. As for new years coming up, my resolution is to A. find a RT job, and B. Never take a commission I wouldn’t enjoy. If all else fails, a small goal like.. loose 20 lbs might be in order as well. What’s your New Years resolution?

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Uploaded a video of my own arm at clinic, we were checking out an infrared vein finder and its pretty cool. It gave one of the tech’s the willies looking at it, but I cant help but feel that maybe this would be but one of the myriad of bio scanners a modern machine could have built inside them for future human interface.

  • Speaking of interface, a Skype snek brought this tumblr to my attention. To you sirs, I agree- I would fuck the shit out of an A-10. But now I’ve learned that japs have a word for being ‘fucked stupid” called Ahegao.

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Armored warfare update:

Ooooooooohhhshiiiiyyyyttt son. I’m Tier 9+ officially in AW and while I couldn’t wait anymore for the implementation of my Polski Husbando, I decided that I would use my Shishkin token on the Challenger II. I had always planed to get this tank because I think its a sexy as fuck British man. As it turns out however, it is one of the top tanks in the game (about equal with T90MS). If you play this tank, prepare to never ever be threatened again.  They did a special + 200% EXP Christmas bonus thing and its going to run out in about 16 hours from now, but I banked a whole shitload of locked rep to use for later. If anyone plays or is thinking of playing, It will behoove you to get some kind of premium time. Otherwise you wont make any headway even if you grind your ass off daily. Despite the general slowness of the grind, I hope they introduce a new dealer soon, as it would be quite nice to start getting the French/Viking nations tanks. Btw AW is now Putin approved, so they probably wont nerf the t90MS or the BMPT-72 too soon. If you are looking for a sure bet in this modern Wot clone, go down the British and Russian lines asap.

Fallout 4 update:

So I finally beat the game. Over 6 days of gaming, over 60 levels, 600 explosive .45 bullets, the journey is finally over. I wont spoil the story for anyone who is interested, but I think I can now give a real honest to goodness review of the game from the eyes of a true fan.

The good: I had a lot of fun with this game despite the nasty things that anti Bethesda gamers spat out the first week of the games launch. You get over 200 hours of exploration of a wasteland full of awesomely redesigned creatures and raiders. every item matters, no more bullshit coffee mugs and clipboards that don’t seem to do anything no- even that is useful. They got rid of the skills system in favor of a no-level cap perks list that plays and feels just like the previous game.  there was also a TON less bugs in this version for PC then fallout 3 and New Vegas combined.   It was everything I needed it to be, a beautifully updated Skyrim engine based landscape of death and destruction. The addition of being able to design your own settlements was a welcome change and will surely be a modders playground in the near future. And this game has the best fallout intro to date.

The bad: Maybe some of you guys tuned into the videogame awards a couple of weeks ago and saw that The Witcher 3 took best game of 2015 over fallout, so why is this? Well for one thing, Bethesda has never been particularly good at crafting a story. I say this based on 5 of their past “open world” games including this one. You could say that its really impossible to make a rich story based on the very nature of open world games, that its the lore of the world that is the story. I understand this perspective, but for how long they said this game was in development, it makes the farcry writers look like geniuses. The story of this game is about as bland as 200 year old Salisbury steak. Its yet to be seen if the expansion pass will somehow redeem the story a little bit as they tend to be smaller bite sized chunks of game then one so massive as the main story.

The ugly: Fallout 4 has a very different feel from the previous games, but I cant help but feel that some depth to this game has been lost over its previous incarnations. This is all just strictly opinion, But v.a.t.s. no longer matters as your gun is way more effective shooting from the hip then it is without it, this makes certain S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats a complete afterthought in gameplay. (In the past you needed charisma and a little bit of intelligence to pass speech challenges, now all you have to do is put on a Mr. Rogers sweater and drink a beer to pass challenges?) Its as if The game designers’  push to make this game more like a shooter and less like a strategy rpg.

Do I still recommend this game? Oh hell ya. ride out tomorrow and pick up a copy with a coupon if you can. Tell em Ratty sent ya.

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I HAVE 170 PAGES OF BS SPAM ACCOUNTS TO DELETE. IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR REGISTRATION NAME DELETED, YOU MUST PERSONALIZE IT WITH A NICKNAME OR SOMETHING.

It’s light out.. Time to sleep, If all else fails maybe I will watch some Das Boot later on this evening. Or get a comic page done. Either way, happy Holidays people and stay warm.

ztwn6qYAggressive cuddles!

119 hours in..

MSM016SWUpdates on life:

  • First CT exam and special procedures exam passed despite MAXIMUM distractions at home. Also got my scrubs for OR.
  • Finally got 4 new tires installed. Last set had a good 56 k miles on it, with a quarter of that sustained without rotations. At least now my car wont loose grip during the rainy season.
  • Caught cold again. (Virus monkey).
  • Armored warfare now has tier 9 vehicles. But threatens to put my polish stealth tank in some other castle…
  • Got talked into a commission I don’t Wanna do. Lets see if its possible to finish it by Sunday night..
  • Discovered frightening fallout 4 porn and not sure what to think…

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Chinook doodle on a piece of study guide paper. My machinesona as a crazy raider from the fallout universe. Was a little tricky to do because I had no pencil, had to do it all in pen. I Don’t wanna write a review on my escapades in fallout 4 just yet, because I don’t think one really can get the full experience until after most of the quests and campaign are complete. I will say with utter certainty that I am having the most bug-free game I have ever had with Bethesda and I don’t wanna jinx it. This game is addicting as hell and Ive already fallen behind on my comic pages because of it. Barring certain other personal goals, Ill hold off on upgrading windows to 10 till Im good n confident I have a decent save of the game on lock down.

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In the comic, a sex scene is coming up. But for some reason I kind of also wanna do a scene of No-Name as a blue Asian dragon banging Rocket as a regular human, like for side by ide contrast. -_-  #MyWeirdFetishes

Im really hungry to do a few pages of Kamov, Pl01, or No-No in comic format doing the lovely sexes. ;/ im horny for machines.

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^ Typhoon looking for hot women?(or men)

Hungry…

Excellent music to draw to ^

Thanks to everyone who gave me a happy birthday shout out, If I haven’t gotten back to you I will try to (mostly DA peeps) . Also special thanks to Nangke for coming over and Chilin with me to cook dinner and show me episodes of Stephen Universe witch I am now starting to see the general appeal of.

Tried my best to have a decent bday, but this week was wrought with its own problems, some family, and some financial. I’d like to thank vermifuge for getting me a shitload of David’s tea “Honey bee” mate blend. Its been great! And also to the anonymous person who sent me a poster of the F-117 Nighthawk who will look positively sexy on my wall as soon as I can procure some push pins. Also thanks to all of you who continue to support me through patreon witch has been an enormous help being that I am currently without food stamps (and therefore food money half the month).

I had a week off for school break 3 weeks back, But I was so busy playing catch-up on my clinical days that it never really felt like I got any rest. Armored warfare finally stopped wiping and so I have invested a chunk of time to persuing a few of the tank trees as they appeal to me. If you were one of the people who bought a founder’s pack too, you especially benefited because obsidian reset the premium time counters on everyone who got premium due to the numerous downtime’s that have occurred.  For all those interested, I now have 40 vehicles. and have elected to go down the Leopard, and Challenger MBT lines. I have leopard2AV, the Centauro B1, the Challenger 1, and the stingray. Still no word on when my lovely stealth husbando tank will be added in, but they made him a tier 10… witch means I need to start banking cash and exp when they introduce the 3rd dealer for Asian, and minor European tank lines.

as of now, I have a tier 8 Ariete tank. If Obsidian stays true to what already is atm, I should have my stealth Husbando when they do a next major content update. One thing to note, unlike WOT or WT they are doing the Token system witch allows you to progress in whatever tree’s elite tier 9-10 that you wish regardless of the tree you went down. For me, this is fucking fantastic considering all the time I wasted on WT’s American bombers only to find out their jet bombers were useless in arcade. (I’m a little salty over the time I wasted in WT constantly grinding up the new shit they’d add into the game when they put it in the way of the machine I actually wanted with no recourse. Also, taking the daily’s away in favor of this slot machine style 10% more money and exp or golden battle wagers thing sucked ass.)

I actually never gave it any thought that the Italians would have MBT’s ^ hm..

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I am going to declare that with the exception of whatever people ask me to do next for patreon, November is going to be a porn free month because I GOT to get at least 4 new comic pages out the door for my own sanity.  So unless people have an amazing offer I cant refuse, I wont be doing commissions for November. And speaking of that, happy Halloween everyone!

Games:

I picked up Undertale for 10$ because it is a cheap, short, simple j-rpg style game with a story that the internet is blowing up over. plus it has a sentient airplane monster in it. I probably wont have time to play this game until the end of December however, so I will get back to you all on my opinions of it later.

maxresdefaulttomaassHearts of stone:  Recently finished expansion 1 for the Witcher 3 over the short break. Let it be known that I normally don’t purchase expansions as I am of the opinion that this content should have been provided for people during the original game and that many companies use “DLC’s” as a way to bilk extra cash out of obsessed gamers (Granted some expansions are surprisingly worth it, case in point TES: Oblivion/ Shivering isles). But witcher 3 really raised the bar in terms of recent  western RPGs that I gave it a try. for a 24$ season pass this expansion net me 10 extra hours of gameplay and the story was beautifully crafted. You get to revisit the man of glass Guanter O’Dimm from the beginning of the main quest, and find out that the conjunction of spheres brought kinds of evil that not even Geralt could handle with sword alone. I fucking whole heartedly recommend this expansion, especially since it up the player character level to about 40 and you get a cool new slew of witcher gear to boot.

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I’m gonna need a case of this: http://imgur.com/gallery/kzW6J6V  4 to drink, 2 to hold onto as a decoration.

Also: I have learned that there is a group that sexualizes space craft. Guess its not just Me and you Delta is it?)